Jinvabrig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-knowing wasp.

Jinvabrig created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jinvabrig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jinvabrig, he will curse you with boils.

Jinvabrig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Jinvabrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Run away from magenta frogs, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. You must love Jinvabrig.