Nurmapwon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented yak.

Nurmapwon created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Nurmapwon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurmapwon, it will try to impress you with trees.

Nurmapwon's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nurmapwon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nurmapwon.

2. Always obey Nurmapwon's priests.

3. Always help sick ants.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

5. Do not speak about oranges.