Zedteenkab is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, awesome mole.

Zedteenkab created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Zedteenkab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zedteenkab, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Zedteenkab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Zedteenkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Zedteenkab.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.