Rowrigxenbesttafvidgebfly is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, self-assured sheep.

Rowrigxenbesttafvidgebfly created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rowrigxenbesttafvidgebfly, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rowrigxenbesttafvidgebfly, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Rowrigxenbesttafvidgebfly's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Rowrigxenbesttafvidgebfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Hide if three porpoises approach from the north.