Arnmumlat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, moody chicken.

Arnmumlat created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnmumlat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Arnmumlat, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Arnmumlat's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Arnmumlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never skip near manatees.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.