Megtagtag is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable mongoose.

Megtagtag created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Megtagtag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Megtagtag, she will turn you into a mouse.

Megtagtag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Megtagtag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat apples.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never sing in the presence of tapirs.