Legcanfat is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, fast yak.

Legcanfat created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legcanfat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Legcanfat, he will not invite you to parties.

Legcanfat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Legcanfat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never feed lots of parsnips to grasshopers while wearing orange shorts.