Begdadyokgab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, deceitful ant.

Begdadyokgab created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Begdadyokgab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Begdadyokgab, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Begdadyokgab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Begdadyokgab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Hide from indigo monkeys for they are unholy.