Tettisaglam is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying fish.

Tettisaglam created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettisaglam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tettisaglam, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tettisaglam's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tettisaglam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tettisaglam's priests.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Tettisaglam loves great tits, so they must be respected.