Butkemgov Pidken is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain elephant.

Butkemgov Pidken created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Butkemgov Pidken, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Butkemgov Pidken, it will turn you into a sheep.

Butkemgov Pidken's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Butkemgov Pidken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never talk about optics near squirrels while wearing pink boots.

4. Never feed melons to goats while wearing violet kilts.

5. Do not take Butkemgov Pidken's name in vain.