Sugwadbig Vanjopmin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, moody camel.

Sugwadbig Vanjopmin created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugwadbig Vanjopmin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sugwadbig Vanjopmin, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Sugwadbig Vanjopmin's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sugwadbig Vanjopmin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sugwadbig Vanjopmin.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never feed cherries to goats while wearing ear rings.