Stiktalgam is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unselfish tapir.

Stiktalgam created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiktalgam, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stiktalgam, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Stiktalgam's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Stiktalgam's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Stiktalgam.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never run in the presence of shrews.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.