Rawditmat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever dove.

Rawditmat created viruses seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawditmat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rawditmat, it will think nothing of it.

Rawditmat's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rawditmat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect nine iron sculptures of Rawditmat on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never wear dresses.