Begbodbam is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, annoying dingo.

Begbodbam created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begbodbam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Begbodbam, she will strike you with lightening.

Begbodbam's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Begbodbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.