Konlennab is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, moody mole.

Konlennab created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konlennab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Konlennab, he will refuse to believe in you.

Konlennab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Konlennab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near horses while wearing indigo rings.

5. Never talk about tapirs.