Zedfligcebtetti is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, intelligent badger.

Zedfligcebtetti created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedfligcebtetti, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zedfligcebtetti, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Zedfligcebtetti's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Zedfligcebtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never paint your back green.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Do not speak about peas.