Boglargtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciless chinchilla.

Boglargtaf created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Boglargtaf, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Boglargtaf, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Boglargtaf's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Boglargtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Boglargtaf.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near snakes while wearing white rings and balancing three tin spheres on your hands.

3. Never think ill of sick pigs.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.