Disskikcad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying aardvark.

Disskikcad created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Disskikcad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Disskikcad, she will turn you into a goat.

Disskikcad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Disskikcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Never feed peas to capybaras while wearing stockings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near great tits while wearing yellow jumpers and balancing seven copper spheres on your arms.