Cabvenont is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unselfish hippopotamus.

Cabvenont created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Cabvenont, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cabvenont, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cabvenont's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Cabvenont's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not take Cabvenont's name in vain.

3. Always help grasshopers.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.