Sabbitnab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent deer.

Sabbitnab created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabbitnab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sabbitnab, she will torture you forever.

Sabbitnab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sabbitnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Otters are not to be trusted.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sabbitnab.