Stikhubbess is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, charitable newt.

Stikhubbess created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikhubbess, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stikhubbess, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Stikhubbess' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Stikhubbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near sheep while wearing yellow shirts and balancing eight iron spheres on your hands.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.