Bisstinhat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate crane.

Bisstinhat created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisstinhat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bisstinhat, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bisstinhat's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bisstinhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never sit near manatees.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never eat bark.