Santonbon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, conceited hedgehog.

Santonbon created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Santonbon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Santonbon, it will turn you into a duck.

Santonbon's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Santonbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.