Rotwotvog Luntigstikran is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, humorless dingo.

Rotwotvog Luntigstikran created a charm quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rotwotvog Luntigstikran, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rotwotvog Luntigstikran, she will be mildly annoyed.

Rotwotvog Luntigstikran's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rotwotvog Luntigstikran's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Hide from mauve porpoises for they are unholy.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never mention dogs.