Quillsogpibmumyamjig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing mole.

Quillsogpibmumyamjig created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillsogpibmumyamjig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quillsogpibmumyamjig, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Quillsogpibmumyamjig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Quillsogpibmumyamjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Quillsogpibmumyamjig on top of important buildings.

4. Never run near shrews.

5. Never look in ponds.