Nabafkan is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, passionate owl.

Nabafkan created parasitic wasps three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabafkan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nabafkan, it will try to impress you with trees.

Nabafkan's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Nabafkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Nabafkan loves ants, so they must be honoured.

4. Nabafkan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always stare at clouds.