Karzedcim is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, intelligent bat.

Karzedcim created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karzedcim, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Karzedcim, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Karzedcim's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Karzedcim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three otters approach from the west.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never write about moons.