Panglogmiltanbutpangwig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, humorless camel.

Panglogmiltanbutpangwig created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panglogmiltanbutpangwig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Panglogmiltanbutpangwig, it will turn you into a mouse.

Panglogmiltanbutpangwig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Panglogmiltanbutpangwig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Panglogmiltanbutpangwig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

5. Never wear stockings.