Betzankinnelkapfot is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, passionate wren.

Betzankinnelkapfot created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Betzankinnelkapfot, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Betzankinnelkapfot, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Betzankinnelkapfot's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Betzankinnelkapfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Feed all hungry otters.

3. Sharks are not to be trusted.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Betzankinnelkapfot.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.