Sugnibquill is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful yak.

Sugnibquill created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugnibquill, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sugnibquill, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sugnibquill's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sugnibquill's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven snails approach from the south.

2. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Sugnibquill in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never wear red ear rings.