Wipkinzan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart pig.

Wipkinzan created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipkinzan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wipkinzan, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wipkinzan's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Wipkinzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange shorts.

2. Erect nine tin sculptures of Wipkinzan on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Always stare at clouds.