Flowneltaffun is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, generous crab.

Flowneltaffun created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flowneltaffun, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flowneltaffun, he will boil you in a big pot.

Flowneltaffun's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Flowneltaffun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Do not eat aubergines.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never skip in holy places.