Banbonklarg Cumgessteen Arfcambapcub is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, two-faced pigeon.

Banbonklarg Cumgessteen Arfcambapcub created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banbonklarg Cumgessteen Arfcambapcub, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Banbonklarg Cumgessteen Arfcambapcub, it will remove you from existence.

Banbonklarg Cumgessteen Arfcambapcub's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Banbonklarg Cumgessteen Arfcambapcub's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

5. Do not take Banbonklarg Cumgessteen Arfcambapcub's name in vain.