Gebkopcet is a god.

It takes the form of a large, caring human.

Gebkopcet created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebkopcet, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gebkopcet, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gebkopcet's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gebkopcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Respect your elders.