Cinwigrap is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured bird.

Cinwigrap created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinwigrap, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cinwigrap, she will turn you into a frog.

Cinwigrap's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cinwigrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

2. Put Cinwigrap first in all things.

3. Never feed strawberries to frogs while wearing blue shorts.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Cinwigrap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help shrews in need.