Haspincip is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish skunk.

Haspincip created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Haspincip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Haspincip, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Haspincip's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Haspincip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

2. Never wear shorts.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.