Nurtdutyatt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise swallow.

Nurtdutyatt created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtdutyatt, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nurtdutyatt, he will turn you into a tree.

Nurtdutyatt's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nurtdutyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.