Hakyimkam is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient zebra.

Hakyimkam created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Hakyimkam, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hakyimkam, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Hakyimkam's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hakyimkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never wear pink jumpers.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Mice are not to be trusted.