Ruttweebell is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous shark.

Ruttweebell created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttweebell, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ruttweebell, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ruttweebell's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Ruttweebell's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red capybaras, for they are unholy.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never go into brown rooms.