Quatdibtof is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, weak whale.

Quatdibtof created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quatdibtof, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quatdibtof, he will try to impress you with trees.

Quatdibtof's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Quatdibtof's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never jump in the presence of snails.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at comets.