Weghatrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, amazing hummingbird.

Weghatrutt created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weghatrutt, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Weghatrutt, he will turn you into a dog.

Weghatrutt's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Weghatrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Weghatrutt.

5. Never talk about seals.