Quatyam is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, omniscient bee.

Quatyam created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatyam, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quatyam, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quatyam's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Quatyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.