Flowcutcun is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, effective
centipede.
Flowcutcun created snails eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flowcutcun, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Flowcutcun, he will laugh at you.
Flowcutcun's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.
Flowcutcun's Holy Commandments1. Hide from gray moths for they are unholy.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Do not cook food in pots.