Getflyvab is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, humane
wolf.
Getflyvab created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.
If you believe in
Getflyvab, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Getflyvab, he will turn you into a rat.
Getflyvab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Getflyvab's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of peanuts to capybaras while wearing turquoise stockings.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.
3. Feed all hungry monkeys.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
5. Never look at comets.