Getflyvab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, humane wolf.

Getflyvab created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Getflyvab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Getflyvab, he will turn you into a rat.

Getflyvab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Getflyvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peanuts to capybaras while wearing turquoise stockings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

3. Feed all hungry monkeys.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Never look at comets.