Hogpinsingatbisskopbignutt Wappom Tafvabflis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, thoughtless bee.

Hogpinsingatbisskopbignutt Wappom Tafvabflis created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogpinsingatbisskopbignutt Wappom Tafvabflis, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hogpinsingatbisskopbignutt Wappom Tafvabflis, he will boil you in a big pot.

Hogpinsingatbisskopbignutt Wappom Tafvabflis' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Hogpinsingatbisskopbignutt Wappom Tafvabflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.