Bissattaf is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, strong crocodile.

Bissattaf created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissattaf, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bissattaf, she will destroy your home planet.

Bissattaf's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bissattaf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four dogs approach from the north.

2. Do not speak about gooseberries.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Mites are not to be trusted.

5. Do not take Bissattaf's name in vain.