Xinhugcam is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, generous gerbil.

Xinhugcam created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xinhugcam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xinhugcam, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Xinhugcam's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Xinhugcam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xinhugcam.

3. Never paint your face brown.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not shave your feet.