Mifcetkommon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, intelligent fox.

Mifcetkommon created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Mifcetkommon, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mifcetkommon, it will turn you into a worm.

Mifcetkommon's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Mifcetkommon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not eat garlic.