Pitdavfub is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, omniscient pigeon.

Pitdavfub created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Pitdavfub, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pitdavfub, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pitdavfub's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Pitdavfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Pitdavfub must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pitdavfub.