Cedcebpintim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, narcissistic dragon.

Cedcebpintim created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedcebpintim, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cedcebpintim, she will curse you with boils.

Cedcebpintim's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cedcebpintim's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Cedcebpintim loves nematodes, so they must be respected.